Please Don't Ask!
This is a funny list we have compiled of Things not to say to a Buy Here Pay Here Salesperson!
Apple Auto Sales, Inc. (704-399-7283)
- I ain’t got no job!
- I was on my other job for 2 years
- We’re gonna put it in my girlfriend’s name
- I don’t have a NCDL – and I’m not gonna get one
- I just got transferred
- Get the keys
- Come outside
- I just moved here
- My tax refund is my job!
- My car got stolen 2 nights ago. Translation: My car just got repo’d!
- I left my drivers license at home
- I’ve got my drivers license number!
- Its 6:00PM: I want to drive home TODAY!
- Oh! I’ve got to put money down?
- Do you have a first-time buyers plan? Translation: Do you have a no down payment plan?
- Do you take trade-ins? Translation: Can I get in a car with nothing down and just my trade?
- I want to turn this car into a taxi!
- I own my own business and I have no proof of income!
- I don’t get a check stub!
- I get paid cash and I don't have ANY tax records!
- I work at a day care and I don't get no check stub!
- I’m a stripper and you know I don't get no paystub!
- Does the radio work?
- I’m a carpenter or a painter and I’m gonna use this van for my work. Translation: If the van gets repod there will be no seats in it
- I don’t have a job but money ain’t the issue. Translation: I’m a drug dealer.
- Payment ain’t the problem
- I live in NC but I work in SC. Translation: 35,000 miles per year
- What’s the cash price on this car?
- I start my job on Monday!
- I get paid unemployment!
- Hell no my Mom won’t cosign!
- What’s wrong with it?
- How much for the Lac?
- Whatcha got on that Ac?
- I’m getting a settlement
- I need a car now ‘cause I’m gonna be going out of town next week
- Do y’all rent cars?
- What kind of cologne do you wear?
- I have my own record label.
- Where do I work? I make BEATS!
- I used to repo cars
- I’m a preacher
- I’m a good Christian tryn’ to do right
- You won’t take 2 stacks down for that?
- My daddy owns a car lot!