Please Don't Ask
This is a funny list we have compiled of Things not to say to a Buy Here Pay Here Salesperson! Apple Auto Sales, Inc. (704-399-7283)
• I ain’t got no job!
• I was on my other job for 2 years
• We’re gonna put it in my girlfriend’s name
• I don’t have a NCDL – and I’m not gonna get one
• I just got transferred
• Get the keys
• Come outside
• I just moved here
• My tax refund is my job!
• My car got stolen 2 nights ago. Translation: My car just got repo’d!
• I left my drivers license at home
• I’ve got my drivers license number!
• Its 6:00PM: I want to drive home TODAY!
• Oh! I’ve got to put money down?
• Do you have a first-time buyers plan? Translation: Do you have a no down payment plan?
• Do you take trade-ins? Translation: Can I get in a car with nothing down and just my trade?
• I want to turn this car into a taxi!
• I own my own business and I have no proof of income!
• I don’t get a check stub!
• I get paid cash and I don't have ANY tax records!
• I work at a day care and I don't get no check stub!
• I’m a stripper and you know I don't get no paystub!
• Does the radio work?
• I’m a carpenter or a painter and I’m gonna use this van for my work. Translation: If the van gets repod there will be no seats in it
• I don’t have a job but money ain’t the issue. Translation: I’m a drug dealer.
• Payment ain’t the problem
• I live in NC but I work in SC. Translation: 35,000 miles per year
• What’s the cash price on this car?
• I start my job on Monday!
• I get paid unemployment!
• Hell no my Mom won’t cosign!
• What’s wrong with it?
• How much for the Lac?
• Whatcha got on that Ac?
• I’m getting a settlement
• I need a car now ‘cause I’m gonna be going out of town next week
• Do y’all rent cars?
• What kind of cologne do you wear?
• I have my own record label.
• Where do I work? I make BEATS!
• I used to repo cars
• I’m a preacher
• I’m a good Christian tryn’ to do right
• You won’t take 2 stacks down for that?
• My daddy owns a car lot!
