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Please Don't Ask!

Please Don't AskThis is a funny list we have compiled of Things not to say to a Buy Here Pay Here Salesperson!
Apple Auto Sales, Inc. (704-399-7283)

  • I ain’t got no job!
  • I was on my other job for 2 years
  • We’re gonna put it in my girlfriend’s name
  • I don’t have a NCDL – and I’m not gonna get one
  • I just got transferred
  • Get the keys
  • Come outside
  • I just moved here
  • My tax refund is my job!
  • My car got stolen 2 nights ago. Translation: My car just got repo’d!
  • I left my drivers license at home
  • I’ve got my drivers license number!
  • Its 6:00PM: I want to drive home TODAY!
  • Oh! I’ve got to put money down?
  • Do you have a first-time buyers plan? Translation: Do you have a no down payment plan?
  • Do you take trade-ins? Translation: Can I get in a car with nothing down and just my trade?
  • I want to turn this car into a taxi!
  • I own my own business and I have no proof of income!
  • I don’t get a check stub!
  • I get paid cash and I don't have ANY tax records!
  • I work at a day care and I don't get no check stub!
  • I’m a stripper and you know I don't get no paystub!
  • Does the radio work?
  • I’m a carpenter or a painter and I’m gonna use this van for my work. Translation: If the van gets repod there will be no seats in it
  • I don’t have a job but money ain’t the issue. Translation: I’m a drug dealer.
  • Payment ain’t the problem
  • I live in NC but I work in SC. Translation: 35,000 miles per year
  • What’s the cash price on this car?
  • I start my job on Monday!
  • I get paid unemployment!
  • Hell no my Mom won’t cosign!
  • What’s wrong with it?
  • How much for the Lac?
  • Whatcha got on that Ac?
  • I’m getting a settlement
  • I need a car now ‘cause I’m gonna be going out of town next week
  • Do y’all rent cars?
  • What kind of cologne do you wear?
  • I have my own record label.
  • Where do I work? I make BEATS!
  • I used to repo cars
  • I’m a preacher
  • I’m a good Christian tryn’ to do right
  • You won’t take 2 stacks down for that?
  • My daddy owns a car lot!