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This is a funny list we have compiled of 
Things not to say to a Buy Here Pay Here Salesperson! 
Apple Auto Sales, Inc. (704-399-7283) 

          • I ain’t got no job!
 
          • I was on my other job for 2 years
 
          • We’re gonna put it in my girlfriend’s name
 
          • I don’t have a NCDL – and I’m not gonna get one 

          • I just got transferred
 
          • Get the keys
 
          • Come outside
 
          • I just moved here

          • My tax refund is my job!
 
          • My car got stolen 2 nights ago. Translation: My car just got repo’d!
 
          • I left my drivers license at home
 
          • I’ve got my drivers license number!
 
          • Its 6:00PM: I want to drive home TODAY!
 
          • Oh! I’ve got to put money down?
 
          • Do you have a first-time buyers plan? Translation: Do you have a no down payment plan?
 
          • Do you take trade-ins? Translation: Can I get in a car with nothing down and just my trade?
 
          • I want to turn this car into a taxi! 

          • I own my own business and I have no proof of income! 

          • I don’t get a check stub!
 
          • I get paid cash and I don't have ANY tax records!
 
          • I work at a day care and I don't get no check stub! 

          • I’m a stripper and you know I don't get no paystub!
 
          • Does the radio work? 

          • I’m a carpenter or a painter and I’m gonna use this van for my work. Translation:  If the van gets repod there will be no seats in it
 
          • I don’t have a job but money ain’t the issue. Translation: I’m a drug dealer.
 
          • Payment ain’t the problem 

          • I live in NC but I work in SC. Translation: 35,000 miles per year
 
          • What’s the cash price on this car?
 
          • I start my job on Monday! 

          • I get paid unemployment!
 
          • Hell no my Mom won’t cosign! 

          • What’s wrong with it?
 
          • How much for the Lac? 

          • Whatcha got on that Ac? 

          • I’m getting a settlement
 
          • I need a car now ‘cause I’m gonna be going out of town next week
 
          • Do y’all rent cars?
 
          • What kind of cologne do you wear?
 
          • I have my own record label.

          • Where do I work?  I make BEATS!

          • I used to repo cars
 
          • I’m a preacher
 
          • I’m a good Christian tryn’ to do right
 
          • You won’t take 2 stacks down for that? 

          • My daddy owns a car lot!
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